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Wedding Quotes from Famous People

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Wedding Quotes

Everyone has an opinion on weddings and marriage and famous people have given some very funny quotes on the subject.

Many best men and grooms incorporate a quote from a famous face into their wedding speeches to lighten the occasion. The toasts and speeches are usually the highlight of the wedding reception and using a humourous quote from a famous face can often ease the pressure on the speakers.

Our wedding trivia page has information on etiquette and traditions.

Funny Wedding Quotes

We have put together a collection of wedding quotes which we hope will be helpful to anyone writing a speech for a wedding.


Groucho Marx

  • Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
  • Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  • In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Martin Luther

  • There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Albert Einstein

  • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Charles Dickens

  • Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.

George Bernard Shaw

  • Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Katherine Hepburn

  • Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Mark Twain

  • Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Oscar Wilde

  • Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
  • Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance

Peter Ustinov

  • I'd hate to be next door to Monica Seles on her wedding night.

Samuel Pepys

  • Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Scottish Proverb

  • Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.

Shirley Bassey

  • No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

Paris Hilton

  • I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.


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